Today, I had a plate of nasi lemak with ayam rendang for lunch. And oh, that’s not all. I even had another plate of roti canai. As you can see, both of them are fattening foods. Meaning, I’ve just increased the amount fats in my body much, much more. Urgh! I hate this. I seriously can’t resist food temptations. Especially foods that I favour the most. Eh, who doesn’t anyway? :-P

You see. I’m fat. No, no. All the pictures that you had seen before were just illusions. Did you realise that I never put any full-body photos here? (Oh, did I? I forgot. LOL!) Coz I look fat in them. Don’t believe me? Ask my friends. Haha..

One of my friends asked me, “Why do you keep complaining about gaining weight? I’ve never heard you saying anything about losing weight. How can you gain weight but not losing it while being able to maintain it?”

The answer for that is, my friend, why would I complain if I did lose weight. And to be honest, I hardly lose weight these days. Probably due to my super duper sedentary lifestyle. WTH.

This is so random. By the way, I still have another plate of fried mee, waiting to be eaten. Dammit. Wasn’t lunch enough for you already, my dear Mira? You know that you’re fat. I say, STOP EATING TOO MUCH, will you? Ah, what the hell.

P.s. My BMI is still in normal range by the way. Just thought if you’re curious. :-P
P.p.s Everytime I said “damn” or “what the hell” or even “shit”, people would give me this shocking look. What’s wrong with that? At least I didn’t say f*ck verbally. Heh. I don’t curse. I don’t feel comfortable doing that actually.
P.p.p.s. Should I just throw away that fried mee? Haha..